i am oz

I prefer to be feared, rather than loved. I prefer to rule my private universe by inspiring a sense of awe and trembling, as if my mood might change at any moment and leave scorched earth and defeated armies in my wake. I am the great and powerful Ambrose, and you will obey.

Junior Minion

While I was struggling to create snow tunnels, Minion flew south to the land of hurricanes, polyester pantsuits, and retirement villas. But at least she didn't have to toil through all that oyster consumption solo -- here's the littlest Minion, Miss Reese, as she contemplates jellyfish, shells, restaurant-provided crayons, and whether splashing in the pool really constitutes "horseplay."

thanks, frosty minion!

Because General Purpose Minion has decided to spend the blizzard in Florida, I've had the unbelievable good fortune to have the lovely Erika Minion for the whole week. Although she's refused to watch the series of Benji movies, as I requested, I'm not minding the Sandra Bullock festival as much as I thought. Adore you, darling!