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Recently, Grandpa & Grandma Millard-Minion (known also as "Those People With All the Treats") presented me with this Barbie bone fashioned of faux, cherry pink fur. Quelle delight! Yet again, a chance to prove my comfort with my sexuality, eschewing the gender stratification so present in the canine world. Take that, bitches!

portable disco or telltale heart?

Although I'm so obviously my own bright little star in the universe, the Hopkins Minion outpost graciously provided the outward proof of my own inner snazziness. Ironically, I didn't need much to get people to glance my way in admiration, but it's lovely to know that I can now have a private disco soiree with ease. As the old saw goes: the party begins when I arrive.