big brother/little dog is watching

Minion's blatant disregard for my well being, as demonstrated by her annoying habit of leaving to go meet people at coffee shops, of all places (quelle bourgeois), has led me to keep a closer watch on her activities. As you can see here, I am alternating between napping, and making sure she isn't using the computer in her office for setting up rendezvouses. And yes, that's a word, lunkheaded philistines. Also, this is near the air conditioning vent, so surveillance has never been so comfortable!