I'm worth it

Lately, I've become disheartened by the shoddy workmanship shown in the available chewtoy options. Also, the breadth of garish colors, ridiculous shapes (a "loofah dog"? Go fuck yourself), and nauseating aromas -- from petroleum to "bacon" -- has made me question whether we, as a dog-centered society, have lowered our standards permanently or if this is just some aberration in terms of quality control. Some might see this as snobbish, but truly, is it so reprehensible to have higher standards than the mutt-laden, dirty-pawed Wal-Mart chewtoy crowd? I guess there's a place in the world for those who don't enjoy snacking on cashmere sweaters, but that's not a place I want to visit.