Friday, April 21, 2006

digital soulmates?


For reasons which are clear to every well-groomed, handsome, and debonair dog-about-town, I've grown so weary of the park scene for meeting potential mates. It's always the same old saw about, "I'll be your bitch" (really? I need to hear this tiresome cliche again? ) or, "Join my small dog playgroup," which invariably means there's some bi-curious poodle involved at some point. So, I thought I'd try this nouvelle dating arena, the online matchup. While perusing the Craigslist personals for Boston, I came upon Macy here -- quite the stunner, no? I'll overlook the whole "posing on the daybed" thing, which has been done to death, just because I like her perky ears. Downsides are that she still lives with her parents (two words, potential sweetheart: Graduate. School.), but on the upside, I hear she's a cuddler. Wish me luck, Cupids!

4 Comments:

Blogger Donald said...

Oh great, here's another guy who's going to complain I turned him on to online dating!

5:32 PM  
Blogger ambrose g. millard said...

You did, Donnie, and it's terrific! Will you be best man at my wedding? It would feel special to me to have you there.

6:52 PM  
Blogger Donald said...

I'll be the best man at your... shedding. Get it? 'Cause you're a dog.

8:04 PM  
Blogger ambrose g. millard said...

Macy, were you scared off by the "Ambrosian Lifestyle" posited by the Bible thumper? Or, more accurately, the pamphlet reader? Don't worry, I'm as interested in humping as any park goer!

But I understand. Sniffle. When you take over the world, though, give me a call, we'll talk.

6:50 AM  

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