game is afoot

With the realization that one needs "friends" -- in order to garner more client contacts and arrange romantic liasons, in addition to housesitting and errand running -- I've started a Sherlock Holmes Club, in which I'll be able to use my astounding intelligence to direct others under the guise of gameplay. Brilliant, really, and I can't imagine the coke sniffing, step counting, schizophrenic detective would be anything but impressed. So, if there are any Watsons willing to wither under my derision -- and I know you're out there, my darling bastions of insecurity -- please let me know your availability.