benefits of neglect

To say that Minion is a poor gardener is akin to saying George W. is a wretched diplomat -- there's little need to utter it, since the results speak for themselves. But unlike the questionable policy decisions of our draconian administration, Minion's lack of attention to the backyard is rather refreshing. Since long grass is a magnet for rodents, I've had a delightful time chasing small, brown something-or-others and simply whiling away the summer days, contemplating the Buddhist overtones of "Heart of Darkness" or wondering how much cocaine Meryl Streep had to ingest before acting next to Lindsay Lohan. Thanks for the fabulous neglect and laziness, Min!