downsizing announcement

After weeks of going over the latest revenue figures, and many, many sleepless nights, I decided to slaughter my minions. It was a tough decision, and one I didn't come to lightly, believe me. Many had been my toadies and sycophants for years, and I'll miss seeing them at the annual picnic which has now also been modified, to focus solely on me and the slow-roasted barbecuing of the remaining minions. I'd wish the downsized luck in reaching for their dreams, but as you can tell, they've been eaten.