schooling mr. jasper

Minion's houseguest for the last few days has been this character, Jasper, who is an affable enough fellow, although I found that he prefers Dickens over Dreiser, which I always feel is a mistake. Also, he drinks Trader Joe merlot, and is far too friendly to other dogs, who must be crushed through either feigned ambivalence or outright disgust. For these reasons, I have chosen to break his spirit. You're welcome, Jasper.